http://www.holymoly.com Holy Moly News en-gb http://www.holymoly.com/page/NewsDetail/0,,12643~1648504,00.html Tue, 05 May 2009 09:55:00 +0100 Hello. We're currently in the process of moving, so the new site should be up and running any second now...]]> 1648504 Tue, 05 May 2009 09:55:00 +0100 http://www.holymoly.com/javaImages/25/52/0,,12643~5853733,00.jpg http://www.holymoly.com/javaImages/26/52/0,,12643~5853734,00.jpg false http://www.holymoly.com/page/NewsDetail/0,,12643~1645445,00.html Fri, 01 May 2009 16:00:00 +0100 1645445 Fri, 01 May 2009 16:00:00 +0100 http://www.holymoly.com/javaImages/db/29/0,,12643~5843419,00.jpg http://www.holymoly.com/javaImages/d4/29/0,,12643~5843412,00.jpg false http://www.holymoly.com/page/NewsDetail/0,,12643~1644603,00.html Fri, 01 May 2009 14:30:00 +0100 Sprightly Michael Douglas is grinning vacantly away after having a knee replacement operation. To be fair he has no idea why he's grinning but everyone has been very kind, the nurses were lovely and a very attractive young Welsh woman brought him grapes (he can't eat them - they're not seedless and the pips go under the plate of his false teeth), hence his happiness.]]> 1644603 Fri, 01 May 2009 14:30:00 +0100 http://www.holymoly.com/javaImages/79/26/0,,12643~5842553,00.jpg http://www.holymoly.com/javaImages/75/26/0,,12643~5842549,00.jpg false http://www.holymoly.com/page/NewsDetail/0,,12643~1645179,00.html Fri, 01 May 2009 13:30:00 +0100 Today our Stating The Bloody Obvious news desk and our Desperate To Squeeze Any Coverage At All Out Of My Dying Fame news desk have collided and, in the mangled wreckage, a new life form seems to be emerging. It's a bit like that scene in 'Alien' where the creature bursts out of that man's chest, but with extra Photoshop and bras. As of today, this will be known as Jennifer Ellison Syndrome.]]> 1645179 Fri, 01 May 2009 13:30:00 +0100 http://www.holymoly.com/javaImages/c/20/0,,12643~5840908,00.jpg http://www.holymoly.com/javaImages/df/1f/0,,12643~5840863,00.jpg false http://www.holymoly.com/page/NewsDetail/0,,12643~1645101,00.html Fri, 01 May 2009 12:04:00 +0100 Famous for being a posh voyeur who re-makes the same gangster-glorifying movies over and over again and marrying a woman who looks like Rod Hull in a leotard, Guy Ritchie really is a complex character.]]> 1645101 Fri, 01 May 2009 12:04:00 +0100 http://www.holymoly.com/javaImages/2/1d/0,,12643~5840130,00.jpg http://www.holymoly.com/javaImages/1/1d/0,,12643~5840129,00.jpg false http://www.holymoly.com/page/NewsDetail/0,,12643~1644598,00.html Fri, 01 May 2009 09:20:00 +0100 It's increasingly rare in this world to find a celebrity who isn't chasing every greasy penny and still has time for the little people (not dwarves, but the people who watch their films, buy their music and douse themselves in their celebrity perfume). So hats off (those hats with the little corks hanging from strings) to 'Wolverine' actor Hugh Jackman who has proven himself to be a thoroughly decent bloke.]]> 1644598 Fri, 01 May 2009 09:20:00 +0100 http://www.holymoly.com/javaImages/75/1b/0,,12643~5839733,00.jpg http://www.holymoly.com/javaImages/73/1b/0,,12643~5839731,00.jpg false http://www.holymoly.com/page/NewsDetail/0,,12643~1644546,00.html Fri, 01 May 2009 09:15:00 +0100 1644546 Fri, 01 May 2009 09:15:00 +0100 http://www.holymoly.com/javaImages/6e/1b/0,,12643~5839726,00.jpg http://www.holymoly.com/javaImages/6c/1b/0,,12643~5839724,00.jpg false http://www.holymoly.com/page/NewsDetail/0,,12643~1644599,00.html Fri, 01 May 2009 09:00:00 +0100 What did Madonna ever see in baseball (rounders with silly costumes) star Alex Rodriguez? His looks? His personality? The fact he was married to another woman? Or maybe the fact that he once sported a pair of tiddies that put the cackling Queen of Pop's own floppy funbags to shame?]]> 1644599 Fri, 01 May 2009 09:00:00 +0100 http://www.holymoly.com/javaImages/67/1b/0,,12643~5839719,00.jpg http://www.holymoly.com/javaImages/6a/1b/0,,12643~5839722,00.jpg false http://www.holymoly.com/page/NewsDetail/0,,12643~1644045,00.html Thu, 30 Apr 2009 15:20:00 +0100 Top Gun star Kelly McGillis has come out to admit that she is a lesbian. Who did you think were talking about?]]> 1644045 Thu, 30 Apr 2009 15:20:00 +0100 http://www.holymoly.com/javaImages/74/c/0,,12643~5835892,00.jpg http://www.holymoly.com/javaImages/85/8/0,,12643~5834885,00.jpg false http://www.holymoly.com/page/NewsDetail/0,,12643~1643881,00.html Thu, 30 Apr 2009 14:15:00 +0100 Everyone loves Gemma Atkinson. Everyone. What, don't you know who we mean? You know Gemma? She was the blonde one in 'Hollyoaks'. She gets pictured in her bra and pants a lot. You know… Gemma. No? She was in 'I'm A Celebrity…' and talks like she's got a cold. Has shoulders like a builder. Now you're with us. Her.]]> 1643881 Thu, 30 Apr 2009 14:15:00 +0100 http://www.holymoly.com/javaImages/9f/7/0,,12643~5834655,00.jpg http://www.holymoly.com/javaImages/9d/7/0,,12643~5834653,00.jpg false